Ok, had I known the adversary had made it past 3rd grade, unlike some of us (me), I may not have pursued this. Look, all the complete sentences and correct grammar in the adversary’s first post have NO place at Suckleague. I start 50% of my sentences with a conjunction. And (see?) I wouldn’t know good diction if it crawled up my ass and had kittens. I suppose it’s time to hop on that GED so I can find out what “Exeunt” means.
I will say I got a kick out the draft presented as a Greek tragedy, however I doubt Sophocles has anything to worry about at this year’s City Dionysia festival. What’s not tragic (worst transition ever) is that Suckleague is now on Facebook and Twitter (I thought a Suckleague LinkedIn account might be overkill). So be sure to check us out at www.facebook.com/suckleague and “like” suckleaugue. If you want keep up with my thoughts as soon as possible, you’ll get the occasional gray matter dry heave at @suckleague on Twitter.
Gameday can’t get here fast enough, so I wanted to put together a Ryan Tannehill vs. Brandon Weeden pre-game matchup pic. However, I have no idea what either of them look like, so I’m really relying on Google image search here. I THINK this is Ryan Tannehill and Brandon Weeden. IT’S SO ON.