Disclaimer: This post was prepared well in advance of December 25th and filled in at the last moment. Still, it’s probably way more than you’re getting from any other fantasy football site on December 25th, so you’re welcome. Take a quick break from random-visiting-racist-uncle’s rant and enjoy.
Well what a week it’s been. What a fantastic win / loss by my team.
I couldn’t be happier / more upset.
The season is clearly mine / to be determined next week.
What a competent opponent / pushover adversary 2.0 has been.
Our gridiron competition is going to be exciting to watch next week / over.
I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas / Joyous Kwanza / Happy Chanukah / enjoyable day off at the expense of the superstitious.
Please check back in a few days for more intriguing reverse fantasy football debate / internet pollution.
So from me, (I’ve not heard from the adversary in about a month, not even via electronic mail so I can only assume he’s on some extended eggnog bender. In which case, good on him.) to you and yours, Happy Holidays.
Here’s a picture of a horrid GM product / horrid Ford product / John Boehner