Item 1 – My starting QB this week was someone named Jeff Tool. I’m fully aware that sounds like I’m making it up, but I’m quite serious. Shockingly, this person was good for 8.88 points.
Item 2 – My starting defense this week a unit named the Tampa Bay Math Club. They played the Seattle Seahawks and naturally were good for 8.00 points.
Item 3 – The adversary started Mike Glennon, who was naturally good for 19.06 freaking points.
Um, attention NFL….
YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.
Great, I beat the adversary 16 to 24. There’s an accomplishment in reverse fantasy football. At this point I’m not even enthused about winning. I DEMAND SOME NEGATIVE POINTS.
This week, I am NOT calling it: Kellen Clemens and the San Diego Chargers defense will blaze a path of repulsive and lead me below zero. I am so not calling it.