Alabama standout safety Ha-Ha Clinton Dix recently met with the Baltimore Ravens. He’s also met with the Lions and Titans, both of whom select before the Ravens who will be on the board with the 17th overall pick. Less known, his younger brother, Dix-Dix Clinton Ha-Ha has also been making the private workout rounds. While Ha-Ha (Dix-Dix Clinton Ha-Ha, not Ha-Ha Clinton Dix) did not attend a major university like his older brother, he’s sparked quite a bit of interest from more than one NFL team.
John Harbaugh said, “I think in many ways, Dix-Dix Clinton Ha-Ha is a better draft choice than Ha-Ha Clinton Dix because you can grab him in a later round. Clinton (Dix-Dix Clinton Ha-Ha, not Ha-Ha Clinton Dix) is in many ways just as explosive as Ha-Ha (Ha-Ha Clinton Dix, not Dix-Dix Clinton Ha-Ha).”
Also visiting NFL teams is Ha-Ha’s half brother, Ha-Dix Clinton Clinton Da-Hix Clinton. Bills head coach Doug Marrone had a private workout earlier in the week with Dix (Ha-Dix Clinton Clinton Da-Hix Clinton, not Ha-Ha Clinton Dix or Dix-Dix Clinton Ha-Ha) and he came away impressed. “Clinton Clinton is the hidden gem in this draft. He may not go as high as Ha-Ha (Ha-Ha Clinton Dix, not Dix-Dix Clinton Ha-Ha or Ha-Dix Clinton Clinton Da-Hix Clinton) but he’s going to an NFL starter in my opinion.”
We reached out to Dix’s mother to inquire as to just what in the hell is wrong with her and what the fuck was she thinking. We’re still awaiting comment.